Brisvegas is home to some great things to see and do, places
to shop and places to eat. If you really want to know where to go, pick
yourself up a copy of The Good Guide, a homegrown Luxe competitor which is
written by a group of enterprising young girls with their fingers right on the
pulse of the city. Actually they are probably making it race a little.
One of them, the lovely Antonia Kelly, works front of house
at the Limes. The staff at the Limes are fabulous – not just gorgeous, but
friendly, helpful, available and knowledgable. Their youth, beauty and
enthusiasm go a long way to making up for some shortcomings in the property.
It’s a very compact hotel in Fortitude Valley, just
northeast of the city and home to some of Brisbane’s best bars, boutiques and
definitely a scene. However it’s located on the outer edge of the Valley,
amongst what seemed to be an inordinate number of office blocks and car
dealerships by day. By night, queues of clubbers snaked around various
industrial venues but the doof doof was emanating most loudly from the rooftop
bar at the Limes.
If I had brought my dancing shoes, my hair straightener and
some peeps, maybe it would have worked for me. But I had had a monumentally
busy week and was planning on a long bath, an inhouse movie and a little
venture into the minibar. However there was no bath – just a compact shower so
dark that I thought that perhaps some night vision goggles should have been
provided along with the L’Occitane toiletries. There were no inhouse movies –
the best I could do was The Hills Have Eyes on one of the commercial
channels. And at 3am I was still
listening to the shrieking and giggling upstairs and my room was shaking just a
little bit – without me having ventured anywhere near the minibar.
However unless you want something beige and Sheraton, there
is not much on offer in Brisbane. Perhaps an option would be the Emporium, a
little further down the road – but it’s flashy red neon and flock wallpaper
brothel vibe was a little offputting.
I had a great time in Brisbane thanks largely to the joy of
seeing good friends, but as a getaway I think I can safely say that it’s yet to
offer a truly luxurious hotel experience.







